--All aisle seats are now $10/week. Back row premium seating available for $20 per week.
--No Bible charge: $10
--Cell phone ringing during service: $50 one time charge
--Late to service fee: $10/pp
--Nursery diaper change fee: $5/lb.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
If the church were run like an airline
What would happen if church were run like an airline? Todd Rhoades has put together a fun list of ideas. My favorites:
--All aisle seats are now $10/week. Back row premium seating available for $20 per week.
--All aisle seats are now $10/week. Back row premium seating available for $20 per week.
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Window seat: $5
ReplyDeleteExtra seat: (To put all your stuff on) $50
What about a fee for leaving the church within the first 5 minutes of the service's end?
ReplyDeleteOr without talking to anyone?